seriously

this morning when i was going to bed, i sent someone a text message, then reached over blindly to put my phone on my bedside table like i always do, and somehow managed to place it RIGHT INTO MY DRINK. seriously. i wouldnt have been able to do that if i TRIED. it was completely submerged. it's working. sometimes. then it freezes. then the sound doesnt work. i dont know. i have the urge to chuck it against a brick wall and revel in watching it shatter into a million pieces.